• waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring
  • waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  • waitress: sir please stop cyring

Like srslyyyyy
New boots plzkthx
Someone make costco hire me
I need new glasses
I want cute big sweaters and new tights
I wanna see my bf everyday
I want to be closer to being a real adult

Also I would like to understand my mom more? Like is just the stress getting to her? I don’t like her lashing out at me….I literally did nothing two times today and she ends up screaming at me. Why?

autumndreamswithpumpkinspice:

Goodbye shorts; Hello sweaters

Goodbye iced coffee; Hello Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Goodbye swimming; Hello crisp morning walks

Goodbye camping; Hello fireplaces

Goodbye sunflowers; Hello crunchy leaves

Goodbye flip flops; Hello boots

Goodbye August; Hello September

Goodbye Summer; Hello Autumn

(Source: the-horrorscope)

quietfirecracker:

highkeygay:

beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

DRAG THEM

Well goddamn…
quietfirecracker:

highkeygay:

beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

DRAG THEM

Well goddamn…
quietfirecracker:

highkeygay:

beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

DRAG THEM

Well goddamn…
quietfirecracker:

highkeygay:

beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

DRAG THEM

Well goddamn…
quietfirecracker:

highkeygay:

beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

DRAG THEM

Well goddamn…

quietfirecracker:

highkeygay:

beemill:

kim-jong-chill:

i’m just going to leave this here

america can’t come to terms that they’re biggest human rights violators in the entire world.

DRAG THEM

Well goddamn…

tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this
tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this
tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this
tahthetrickster:


i cant believe this

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

(Source: ellendegeneres)

diamondsanddelrey:

i just want a sugar daddy to support me for the rest of my life so i can quit school and never have to work a day in my life

droidlust:

jagiv:

I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.

trufax

(Source: guns-and-humor)